Family Reunions... Incest, hillbillies, and chewing tobacco galore

(these are NOT pictures of my real family)




Okay my family has this yearly family reunion.  The first time i was stoked couldn't wait do meet all my family.  Well apparently I could, none of my 1st cousins showed and out of the 52 second cousins i have i met seven and I met 1 great aunt.  Exciting right?


To top it off my family is apparently filled with incest,hillbillies and chewing tobacco.  Yup it was a hick party in the middle of an open field.  Can someone say PARTY!


Well lets start with the incest.  My 2nd cousin about 15 came up and talked to me (i'm 14) he was funny and nice that's all I thought about the conversation, turns out he thought otherwise.  He asked my aunt if she was positive if we were related and if it was illegal to be with your second cousin.  I don't care if it is not illegal, heck, I don't even care if it's freakin promoted there is NO WAY he was making a move on me.


Now for the hillbillies.  My dad comes from upstate New York.  You know the part where they hunt and eat deer.  Yea so every year for one very long day I'm surrounded by hillbillies(well the ones that bother to show up) our day consists of horseshoes, wiffleball(I actually like that part), and country music.  It's quite the hoedown.


Last but not least, chewing tobacco.  My great uncle chews it and during wiffleball he left it at second base.  That was a BIG mistake.  My other second cousin about 6 thought it was candy, and a kid's first instinct is to obviously eat it so he did.  he chewed it for three seconds and spit it out, it was PRICELESS.  Let's just say my uncle can't chew tobacco since now he has no teeth.


Can't way to next year maybe next time my grandpa will hit on me and my little cousin will start drinking.


Hey leave a comment tell me about your craziest family reunion(: